Edunardo Vs Chang traducido por Google

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With ten minutes of delay, Edunardo arrives at the track. A problem of last hour with heater that it does not respond to our stimuli retains to me in the office. Chang is already warming up in the track. I change to me at full speed, I enter and I apologize by the delay. The party begins six. The first game passes between breakage on watch and breakage on watch, nobody guesses right to gain points and in ten minutes the marker is from 5 to 4 for Chang. Then, Chang stokes raquetazo to me in the left thigh. The blow destabilizes to me psychologically and it does moratón to me. Chang takes advantage of my confusion to take game 10 to 8. In the second game, I connect a series of winning blows and I take me easily to it 9 to 5. Chang is running like cabrón and arriving at all the balls, short, long, high and low with which I begin to ask itself what coño I must make to gain to that puto Korean of excrement. The third game agrees with my moment of psychological weakness and Chang takes 9 to it to 4. They are left only five minutes so that we must leave the track and I consider to end fast this, to throw the party, goes, until the competitive chip ignites to me and I am decided to end this of once. I give of wafers the ball until the tape of the grip to the racket skips to him, Chang begins not to arrive at my balls and I take fourth game 9 to 6. Then the reserve with the result from two finishes to two. I propose Chang that we look for a free track to finish the party. We have luck and four track this empty one, so we entered. I begin nervous and Chang puts 3 to 1 ahead. Then it is put to me ahead and I stick raquetazo to him in the head. I apologize and I offer myself to pay the glasses to him if there are them broken, but the glasses are resistant and he says to me that the Koreans have the very hard head. I apologize again to a reverence and I take advantage of its momentary cerebral commotion to put 5 to me to 3 ahead. The headache goes to him and it goes away 7 to me to 5. I recover, I approach 6 7. Chang serves for 8-6. I concentrate myself infinite, if I lose east point I will probably lose the party. My rest him pilla to contrapié and I recover the service. Loose coat and Chang recover the service. With himself to give back to an impossible misfortune and the service returns to my hands. This it is the moment. My first service, to 200 km/h, bounces in the lateral one, soon in the crystal of back and Chang does not guess right to give back it. 7 to 7. I serve from the left, Chang reduces placed but without force and with himself to put a parallel to low the right wall that hurls little and. Chang does not arrive, 8 to 7. One is going away to cagar now, the party is mine. I serve with force, Chang gives back loose, my first blow moves to him to the left, its misfortune is good, but loose again. It is the moment, I put drive in diagonal towards the back right corner. Chang runs, throws the racket backwards, she tries to strike but the ball happens underneath and Chang falls in the defeated corner. 3 to 2. Edunardo rules.